utterly infuriating that tumblr’s porn ban just hit sex workers and queer creators and i still regularly get five pornbot followers a week whose posts are Just stolen pictures of naked women and somehow they never get flagged
“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS??
With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”
You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.
If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.
For the uninformed:
This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns
here’s my issue with the harkness test
The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster
look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?”
Being on tumblr is like being a raccoon. I dig through the garbage for shiny things I like. Sometimes I find good things to share with my friends. Sometimes I find something horrifying, and also share it with my friends.
I just saw post saying that Ao3 has “”“”“no age checks”“”“” and all I want to say is THE BUTTON THAT YOU CLICK TO SAY THAT YOU ARE OKAY WITH VIEWING ADULT CONTENT IS THE AGE CHECK.
by clicking that button you are consenting to view adult content and saying that you are of the age where you can legally view it.
IT’S NOT SOME COSMETIC THING
IT IS A LEGAL DISCLAIMER
seriously, folks, if you’re not capable of not clicking the I’m A Grownup button when you’re not a grownup and don’t want to look at grownup internets, your parent or guardian needs to be monitoring your computer time.
adolescents have always snuck a peek at porn to see what the hype is about, but this new thing where they blame someone else for it is exhausting.
can’t believe the tumblr discourse du jour is literally just that clickhole ‘would you have sex with your clone’ quiz but completely unironic
i’m going to say it. not only is having sex with yourself from an alternate timeline not morally objectionable in any way, it is actually morally encouraged and is also very cool & sexy.
if you happen to meet an alternative version of yourself you actually have a moral imperative to smooch yourself gently on the lips
Library drone by day, fan girl by night, I am The Reblogger!
This blog is currently a hodgepodge of a million or so fandoms. Also, the Franklin Expedition.
Especially the Franklin Expedition.